When the young cadets I've met Ask me, "You decided yet?", I can't let those cadets down with "Not a clue," So I pretend that Mary Cheney's secret passion For Condi includes Mary's daddy, too. A Virgin Mary on our side Could mean Dick won't need to hide, Yet it's difficult to know what he will do. But I'm praying Mary Cheney's secret passion Will protect me and Cheney if not you. I've been warned Hail Marys might Favor oil over anthracite, But when a site with anthracite includes a zoo, Some Darwinists may find that Mary's passion Raises questions about who turns into who. It's been real hard to decide How to save Dick Cheney's Hyde Since his Doctor Jekyll's rarely been in view, But with Virgin Mary Cheney's secret passion, Doctor Jekyll, hey, ta-ta and toodle-oo.
Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter |