Virility *
Sung to the tune
"Button Up Your Overcoat"

Bush is pushing chastity –
Claims it's worry free.
Save virginity for yourself –
Forget virility.

Merck and Pfizer aren't so sure –
They're afraid they'll see
Fewer chances for enhancing
Someone's virility.

Chastity belts – no beaus!
Condom fees – who knows?
Relationships – humdrum;
You'll sit around and
Twiddle your thumbs some.

Stay away from normal boys,
And the GOP
Needle sharing born-agains'
Ideology.

* The New York Times - 2/26/05
Editorial - "Ideology and AIDS"

Music & Original Lyric by
DeSylva, Brown & Henderson
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/26/05

To 'Himself - Holier Than Thou'
To 'Policies - Greed'
To 'Policies - Health Care'