Wade Or Roe?
Sung to the Walter Donaldson tune
"Little White Lies"

Am I for Wade or Roe?
Which one should I demonize
So they'll never give me
Their Right To Choose prize?

How's a president supposed to know
How to be one of those guys
Who can be sure they won't give him
Their Right To Choose prize?

I try
But I keep forgetting
Which one of them's which.
A guy
Like me does much more fretting
In search of a cure for jock itch.

This business of Wade or Roe
Sure took me by surprise
The night that they gave me
Their Right To Choose prize.

Music & Original Lyric by Walter Donaldson
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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11/14/05

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