Am I for Wade or Roe? Which one should I demonize So they'll never give me Their Right To Choose prize? How's a president supposed to know How to be one of those guys Who can be sure they won't give him Their Right To Choose prize? I try But I keep forgetting Which one of them's which. A guy Like me does much more fretting In search of a cure for jock itch. This business of Wade or Roe Sure took me by surprise The night that they gave me Their Right To Choose prize.
Music & Original Lyric by Walter Donaldson |