Wake Up Calls For Bush *
Sung to the tune
"Oh, How I Hate to Get Up In The Morning"

Oh, how she hates to get up this morning.
Oh, how she's dying to stay in bed.
She tells George Bush she's depressed today.
George Bush refers her to Tom DeLay,
Who tells her, "Get up, you gotta get up,
You gotta get up this morning."

Oh, how she'd love to make love this morning.
Too bad her husband is playing dead.
She tells George Bush the game he is playing.
George Bush decides he needs Tom-DeLaying,
Who'll come by and tell him, "Get up, get up,
You gotta get up this morning."

Doctor Phil is saying, "This isn't right."
Drug companies are writing TV ads to fight
The Right's decision to make laws and pla-a-a-a-a-ay
   the almi-i-i-i-i-ighty…

Oh, how the sales of most drugs are falling.
Viagara, Cialis and Nexium pills are dead.
Folks call George Bush at the break of day,
He puts them in touch with Tom DeLay,
Who passes a law for them that they've,
"Gotta get up, gotta get up, gotta get up,
Gotta get up ev'ry morning."

Or as Tom DeLay, the bugler, said,
"You gotta get up or we'll say you're dead –
You gotta get up, you gotta get up,
You gotta get up this morning."

* The Washington Post - 3/21/05
"Congress Passes Schiavo Measure"

Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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