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I was waltzing with some others at the gay cowboy ranch When I turned around in time to see One of the others, an angry Dick Cheney, Had aimed his Perazzi at me. I remembered how Nam had revealed all his faults And, because he'd backed out, we had lost. So to be patriotic I joined them in singing The "Don't Defer Dick Cheney Waltz." He must not have liked it, but as he pulled the trigger, I reached for a gun to shoot back. It's a Texas tradition when someone is shooting To try to return the attack. It wasn't his G-men, they dislike deferred 'he-men', Who stopped me in the nick of time, But the MDs who are with him to tend to each victim Of a Vice Presidential waltz crime. So remember my scars when you're dancing with stars. Please consider the risk of assaults If the cell phone that's ringing, starts ev'ryone singing The "Don't Defer Dick Cheney Waltz."
Music & Original Lyrics by Redd Stewart & Pee Wee King |