We Are Bushies And All That Implies
Sung to the Noel Coward tune
"We're The Bushells Of Battersea Rise"

We are Bushies and all that implies,
Representing America and proud of the fact
Though slightly confused that The Wall Street Journal
Would mention the problems of Dick Cheney's colonel,
A lawyerly type we surmise,
Who assumed that they wouldn't dare break up the act
Though most say his bosses both lacked the nerve
To volunteer and then actively serve
Unlike any brave female spies –
They are Bushies and all that implies.

We are Bushies and all that implies,
We believe ev'ry word that we hear on Fox News
Which reports ev'ry time that our president wins
And favors us all with his marvelous grins –
Why can't all the rest be that wise?
Instead they insist on singing the blues.
Don't they know all it takes is a prayer
Or two and we're out of there
And religiously slinging mud pies?
We are Bushies and all that implies.

Music & Original Lyric by Noel Coward
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/31/05

To 'Other Co-conspirators'
To 'We Are Bushies And All That Implies - II'