We, His Generals
Being sung by Bushie's generals to the Christmas Carol
"We Three Kings"
(We three kings of Orient are)

We, his generals, solemnly swear,
Wishing we were the f… out of there.
With losses mounting
Bush says stop counting
While he again tries his prayer:
"Oh –
God of Islam, what the hell,
You've seen the bull I've tried to sell.
But refusing's not amusing,
Can't I have at least one well?"

Born a Bush, a pain in the butt,
Like his Pop, he mis-read his gut.
Mid-term election! Total rejection!
Still he refuses to cut
His –
Ties to Allah to avoid
Advice that we be unemployed.
His former God's saying, "Don't count on praying
To make up for all you've destroyed."

We, his generals, helped him a lot,
Never asking for more than we got.
Never knowing why he was crowing –
Because he and we had not been shot?
So –
Pray to Allah that he's right!
Not to fear that Bushie might
Face rejection, change direction,
Or admit we've lost his fight.

Music & Original Lyric by John Henry Hopkins, Jr.
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/26/06

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