We love those firearms On Cheney's funny farm, A chance to shoot a few when Dick gets lonely. Each morn, more doggy hair, For while Scalia's there, He'll redress each little mess, And will bless our need for money. We love him more each day And know the more we play He'll find for his shooting buddies only. He's always come on strong To help hide something wrong. God bless Dick Cheney's firearms.
Music by Joseph Meyer |