Why worry what voters say? Those issues are so mundane. We still grin though Hamas holds sway Knowing that we'll feel no pain. Critics will find the crisis will pass. That's our philosophy. In Britain they'll indulge in a cuppa, But that never has done much for me. My White House basement has a bar Where they serve Dick Cheney and me, Where we'll have another whiskey sour And toast Israeli bonhomie. Though troubles double for others, And may require an alibi, We'll have another whiskey sour While Scottie sells our latest lie. Some favor sarsparilla. Others like a cold root beer. But we find a strong pain killer A more satisfactory idea. We've always seen a silver lining Where others see a cloudy sky, So we'll have another whiskey sour And contemplate why navel lint stays dry.
Music & Original Lyrics by Irving Berlin To 'Bushie's Co-conspirator - Hamas' |