We're The Army Corps Of Engineers
Sung to the tune
"This Is the Army, Mr. Jones"

We're The Army Corps Of Engineers
We have planned for this for years and years.
We'll build your levees,
We'll dam up your creek,
But God forbid they ever spring a leak.

If the hole is small, we'll use a thumb.
Who said we engineers are dumb?
But if the hole gets bigger
And the waters peak?
Pray with us they never spring a leak.

We'll do what Bush and Cheney command.
We'll even bag and import their Iraqi sand.

We're The Army Corps Of Engineers
We've been doing this for years and years.
Will Bush hire Halliburton?
Will he have the cheek
To leave us and New Orleans up the creek?

Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/31/05

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