We're The Policemen Of Iraq
Being sung to the Gilbert & Sullivan tune
"I Am The Monarch Of The Sea"
(I am the monarch of the sea, the ruler of the Queen's Navy)

We're the Policemen of Iraq,
Who Bush is training to attack
Pre-emptively if there's a chance
Of torturing our rivals and their cousins and ther aunts
Until they tell us where to find Odierno's sycophants
So we can chop their heads off and call it happenstance.

It is a practice Bush admires,
That he has taught to all new hires
Who live long enough to have a chance
Of torturing our rivals and their cousins and ther aunts
Until they tell us where to find Odierno's sycophants
So we can chop their heads off and call it happenstance.

Of course the time may come, we're told,
When all this gets a little old,
When they dress Bushie in long pamts,
When we stop waterboarding those third cousins and their aunts
Who are distantly related to Odierno's sycophants,
And concentrate on bombing Bushie's grids and power plants.

Music by Arthur S. Sullivan
Original Lyric by William S. Gilbert
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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12/27/06

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