We're the Policemen of Iraq, Who Bush is training to attack Pre-emptively if there's a chance Of torturing our rivals and their cousins and ther aunts Until they tell us where to find Odierno's sycophants So we can chop their heads off and call it happenstance. It is a practice Bush admires, That he has taught to all new hires Who live long enough to have a chance Of torturing our rivals and their cousins and ther aunts Until they tell us where to find Odierno's sycophants So we can chop their heads off and call it happenstance. Of course the time may come, we're told, When all this gets a little old, When they dress Bushie in long pamts, When we stop waterboarding those third cousins and their aunts Who are distantly related to Odierno's sycophants, And concentrate on bombing Bushie's grids and power plants.
Music by Arthur S. Sullivan |