He had a mandate to stop Terroristic plots, Not to kill Islamists Thinking wicked thoughts Whenever dopes like Bremer Got to call the shots. Must his cronies Always turn out to be phonies? In-ar-tic-u-late as well as dumb With his rule of thumb: Deny! He's told the whole damn world He can see no way out of it, And still has Cheney Telling us to shove it What a guy! What a guy! What a guy! So we'd better learn to love it. What a guy!
Music by Cy Coleman |