What Would Jesus Do?
Sung to the tune
"You Were Meant For Me"
(You were meant for me. I was meant for you.)

What would Jesus do?
Who would Jesus whack?
Would he build a Muslim theocracy
And claim he'd brought them a democracy?

Would he perhaps have let them be,
And told Chirac, "Oui, oui"?
And unlike Pat –
Jumpin' Jehoshaphat –
Wouldn't Jesus preach toll-free?

Music by Nacio Herb Brown
Original Lyric by Arthur Freed
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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8/27/05

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