Who Pays?
To be sung to the Gershwin tune
"Who Cares?"

Let him lie and thunder
So the Congress knuckles under
And is not concerned with
All the doctors he's sojourned with.

Their job's to keep him healthy
To shoot more elder wealthy
So retirement issues aren't that big a thing.

Who'd talk about the lack of Bush gray matter
When shot in the face by a Veep mad hatter?

But who pays
For his MDs –
You think they risk their lives for free –
On hunting trips whenever he goes bonkers,
Overly excited
Even when it's just a quail he conquers?

If his last days
Were not an MD jubilee,
Euthanasia for the rich
Would prob'ly cease to be.

Music by George Gershwin
Original Lyrics by Ira Gershwin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/14/06

To 'Bushie's Co-conspirator, Cheney'
To 'Bushie's Health Care Policy'