Why Did I Decide?
Being sung by Bushie to Cole Porter's
"Why Can't You Behave"
(… After all the things you've told me)

Why did I decide
But fail to save my hide?
How could I be so wrong in thinking
Maliki was on my side?
Oh, why did I decide?

Why's my surge no good?
al Cheney said we could
Rest assured he was familiar
With the local neighborhood.
So, why's my surge no good?

I've a place in Texas that the British call a ranch
Where I go when there's disasters I can't stanch,
And while the public mulls it over
I am cautioned to hide inside.
Oh, why did I decide?

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/14/07

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