William G. Myers III *
Sung to the tune "Home On The Range"

Will gave Robbins a home
Where his cattle could roam,
And Orrin Hatch says, "That's OK.
To fault Myers III
Is unfairly absurd.
Antelope never vote and won't pay.

"So roam at home on our range;
Be a judge and look the other way,
And don't be deterred or fear you have erred.
Grazing permits should be cheaper than hay."

* The Washington Post - 2/16/05
"Judicial Nominee Criticized -
Actions at Interior Dept. Questioned by Inspector General"

Music & Original Lyric: Traditional
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/16/05

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