Yankee Doodle
(Sung to the tune "Yankee Doodle Boy")

I'm no Yankee Doodle Gandhi –
I'm force-feeding Apple Pie.
I've no real live sense of who and what I am,
Born with a tendency to lie.

I'll play a Yankee Doodle hero,
As long as other Yankees die, not I –

I sent Yankee boys to Eye-raq,
With no plan to get them back –
Still think I'm a Yankee Doodle guy?

Music by George M. Cohan
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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7/4/04