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Bushie's quick on the trigger, So is Bolton so go figger How they think they got Number One, But to score with a fella Who has proven such a yella Requires sitting down and talking, Not a gun – They need a man-to-man, not a gun. Now a Bushie with a pistol Gets more laughs than Billy Crystal. He's a dummy who behaves like one, Who quickly lost his luster And like Bolton is all bluster. What they need is a fan, not a gun. Not a gun, not a gun – Yet those dummies' latest plan calls for one. Yes, they're planning to do battle Up a creek without a paddle, Hoping luck will get it done. But they'll holler bloody murder When The Times shows they're absurder Than OJ making hay praying for the NRA – They'd do better with Batman than their gun.
Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin |