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They've started to figger What it takes to pull the trigger To appoint a right-wing one, But they just might get a heller Who was Bush's kind of feller, For you can't judge a judge with a gun. They's a bunch hot as a pistol, But they ain't no Billy Crystal When it comes to poking fun, And their abortion buster Could end up just like Custer If they try to judge a judge with a gun. With a gun? Just ain't done – It's more fun to get a judge with a pun – Still they prattle as they battle Thinking that they're gonna rattle The guy who's s'posed to pick the one, But may need more than a blurter Who is blurtin' "bloody murder." For you can't buy a judge Who will budge or will fudge, And you can't nudge a judge with a gun.
Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin |