You Damn Sure Are No Genius
As sung by Ginger Rogers to the tune
"I'll String Along With You"
(You may not be an angel 'cause angels are so few)

You damn sure are no genius –
The opposite is true,
Which has made it harder than hell
To stay the course with you.

You're such a goddamn liar –
Can't wait to fire you,
But until Cheney's dispatched to Hell,
Looks like we're stuck with you.

For ev'ry little fault that you have,
He's got three or four,
Which no doubt is why we still have
Karen shilling for your war.

You damn sure are no genius –
Your IQ's forty-two –
And like Cheney you'll be going to Hell,
The one you have put us through.

Music by Harry Warren
Original Lyric by Al Dubin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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9/21/05

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