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Bud Selig regrets that he has to appear today, Junior. Bud Selig regrets that he has to appear today. He is sorry but he's afraid His drug testing is still a charade, Junior. Bud Selig regrets that he has to appear today. When he woke up and found baseball fans were being conned, Junior, He ran to the man who had held steroid tests at bay, And told Donald, "Things look bad, They'll think Barry Bonds is a cad." Junior, Bud Selig regrets that he has to appear today. Their subpoena said show or you're gonna end up in jail. Junior, aren't you lucky that so far they have let you be, For if he should implicate you, They'll discover what you used to do, Junior. Bud Selig regrets he may need a pardon today. * The New York Times - 3/17/05 "Steroid Policy Is Criticized"
Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter To 'Policies - Health Care' |