For many a year We thought about drugs. Me and Don Fehr Thought a lot about drugs. Should our baseball stars all be behind bars? Ev'ry damn team? Who shone the light on, who was so right on That it wasn't caffeine? Is Bush that mean? You know those pats on the can? That's because of the drugs. They're to show who's your man And deserves more than hugs. Why can't Congressmen "ask" if they want to bask In each baseballer's dream? They must know by now that it's more than just how To be broad in the beam. It's to get with the team. If they look at TV, they're gonna see Why it only took one, maybe two, For our millionaire lugs To see what Cialis could do. * The New York Times - 3/20/05 "Baseball's Moment of Reckoning"
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