Buddy Selig Misses Fay *
Sung to the tune "My Buddy"

Games seem long since Fay went away.
God, how I wish he had wanted to stay,
My buddy, tell my buddy
That "Buddy misses you."

Miss his voice, but don't understand
Why he's upset that I've had him banned,
My buddy, tell my buddy
That "Buddy misses you."

Diss the Comish and there's no way that Fay
Will sit in a golfcart on opening day,
My buddy, tell my buddy
That "Buddy misses you."

Where was he when those steroids began?
Was he, like me, not eating his bran?
My buddy, tell my buddy
That "Buddy misses you."

* The New York Times - 4/1/05
Murray Chass - "Commisioners Past and
Present Still Have Not Settled Their Differences"

Music by Gus Kahn
Original Lyric by Walter Donaldson
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/1/05

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