Tom DeLay was making hay untill the opposition Said, "What you've done cannot be done by one in your position." His pals said, "Shucks, Tom, that rule sucks. Don't get yourself excited. We'll pass a rule so any fool can serve though he's indicted. Tom said, "Thanks, what if those cranks judge I should go to prison When you and I can plainly see I lined my pockets natur'lly? Whereupon each future con could see the danger lurking: "What was a crime won't be next time. Some laws require reworking." Will Tom DeLay call it a day, or legislate his freedom, Changing laws that don't give pause to efforts to un-seed him?
Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin |