Tom DeLay
(Sung to the tune "Brother, Can You Spare A Dime?")

Thought I was a Christian; guess I'm not.
I get paid off all of the time.
It may be immoral, but not for naught.
Junior, do you need a dime?

If I am indicted, I'll stay on,
Even if found guilty, for I'm
Still known as the Hammer, Ghengis Khan.
Junior, do you need a dime?

Yes, I gerrymandered; stole their beats:
Four that had been rightfully theirs.
I made sure the Hammer's in the cat-bird-seat.
Soon we'll all be billionaires.

Why do they suspect I'm where I've got
By committing a crime?
We will find me innocent if I get caught.
Junior, do you need a dime?

Music by Jay Gorney
Original Lyric by Yip Harburg
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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11/28/04

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