Factious GOPers (Giving Wall Street a say) Two fighting factions of pissed off GOPers Do not augur well for getting much done. DeMint convinced Mitch to speak out against earmarks, But Kentuckians mucking their own stalls? Nine-one-one! The U.S. Constitution as endorsed by Scalia Gives Congress a mandate to spend taxpayer dough On its pet projects that others find flaky Like Alaska's famed bridge that had nowhere to go. And Inhofe's demand for more cactus plantations. Oklahomans are claiming their state's drying out, So while Inhofe denies that the world's warming up They need cacti earmarks to deal with the drought. But with old Mitch anti-cacti and Inhofe in limbo They're begging Tea Partiers for a pinch hitter, Seeing no need for James Inhofe remaining In a party so pure it refuses to fritter Money away that will stay in the budget To be used any way that Tim Geithner wants, Assuming he somehow retains his position As spokesman for Altman's Wall Street renaissance.
Bob Carlson 11/18/10 To 'Lend Me Your Earmarks' To 'Altman Said to Be a Leading Candidate to Replace Summers on Obama Council' To 'Mitch Just-Say-No' To 'Mitch McConnell: Chicken' To 'Wall Street's Timid Tim' To 'Burn, Baby, Burn' |