His Heart Stood Still *
Sung to the tune "My Heart Stood Still"

He still could run and walk,
But hurt to beat the clock,
And so he took the pill.

They said he'd feel like new.
The side effects were few
Because his heart stood still.

He went to sleep and hasn't spoken since,
So, of course, I knew –
That bottle in his hands –
And now we know Merck knew.

St. Joseph's as-pir-in
Had never done him in,
But with Vioxx his poor heart stood still.

* N.Y Times - 2/18/05
"F.D.A. Panel Says Pain Relievers
Should Remain on Market"

Music by Richard Rodgers
Original Lyric by Lorenz Hart
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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2/19/05

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