It Has To Be Me
Being sung by a desperate Hillary to the Gus Kahn & Isham Jones song
"It Had To Be You"
(…I've wandered around and finally found….)

It has to be me, Big Bill and me!
He checked around and easily found
Lots of big donors who he knew would come through –
    who love what we do –
Who know who'll be had by each negative ad
    damning the well-to-do.

Which we all of course are, though don't tell Ken Starr.
If he saw our books, he'd label us crooks
    which we can't afford.

Super Delegates would give me up for good
Despite promises Bill made to add to our till –
It has to be me, compromised me,
It has to be me!

Music by Isham Jones
Original Lyric by Gus Kahn
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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3/20/08

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