The Position For Me
Being sung by a whining Hillary to the Gus Kahn & Isham Jones song
"It Had To Be You"
(…I've wandered around and finally found….)

It has to be me, nobody but me!
Though in the background while Bill fooled around
With that 38D, I just couldn't see
    why a 44B
Would be all that bad in the job that he had –
    like little old me.

I'm someone who's seen an answering machine
Prevent sleep being lost when you've been double-crossed
    and your 'D' devotee's lost his key.

So let somebody else place late calls for The Pill,
It is not your concern if you've married a Bill,
At least not for me, wonderful me,
With my Wellesley degree.

Music by Isham Jones
Original Lyric by Gus Kahn
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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3/6/08

To 'Hillary's Voting Ploys'
To 'It Has To Be Me'