House Calls Congress House Calls, Responding to the ads on my TV When I called to see if they were right for me, Frist said to send him me on DVD. Cialis 'Twas Cialis, That I asked if Frist would think was right for me, But the FCC said, "No way on TV " That I'd have to send Bill Frist my DVD. But then Doctor Frist relented, And he said, "I'll send DeLay. He's the one who handles House Calls, Plus he likes to get away." Camcorder Tom's camcorder, I am sure will intrude on my privacy. So when I face Frist in '09, I'm afraid that he'll malign Any obvious Bush mediocrity. * The Nation - 4/18/05 Calvin Trillin - "Senator Bill Frist, A Thoracic Surgeon"
Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin To 'Co-conspirators - DeLay' To 'Co-conspirators - Frist' To 'Policies - Health Care' |