Losing to Cialis

Questions have arisen about Junior Bush's plans
To digitize prescriptions for House Republicans.
Indications are that they will be along the lines
And almost as destructive as State Attorney General Kline's.
In Kansas it's aborthions that seem to tick them off –
In D.C. it's Cialis users taking more time off.

Has Congress, always infamous for voting in absentia,
Also been subjecting female interns to indentia?
Bush worries his boondoggles won't get the needed votes
If disgruntled interns begin suing those old goats.
How sad that ev'rything Bush won because of hanging chads
Could be lost because his Congress watched Cialis ads.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/13/05

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