Bushie heard Afghanistan's balance of trade consistently is better than ours, So he has appointed Mike Johanns to see where he can grow those flowers. Says he's now convinced poppies aren't that bad, so sad he's been a nickel and dime Dummy whose ventriloquist, most folks thought, would have done well as a mime. If his Congress still won't go for poppies here, Bushie has the answer of course – Cheney must persuade the former IBM to disclose their plans to outsource. An even better choice might be a crook like Merck now that Viox sales are a crime. With no need to publish side effects, executives can steal bigtime.
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