You've not only got me frightened.
Now I'm more like terrified.
A deferred election gives you
   yet another free ride,
Like you got the last time –

Seeing you returned to office
With nary a dissenting vote,
Not only isn't fair to Kerry,
But will exhaust my remote.

First time round we found your Court said,
   "Why count or verify the vote?"
But if you defer this next round,
   you can just sit back and gloat,
And I won't ever get to

Vote you into ancient hist'ry,
Link you up with Ghengis Kahn,
Where you'll get to be the king of
Those who don't give a darn.

Music by Daugherty & Reynolds
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/27/04

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