I confess you've got me frightened.
Sounds like you are frightened, too.
Since you are why would we need you?
For a new flopperoo?
Can't tell what the hell you'd do!

When you talk I hear such strange things
Only Cheney claims are true.
Now it looks like you've both got us
   in deeper dog-doo.

You sent Tom Ridge out to scare us,
But he's saying nothing new.
Next up do you serve more Ashcroft
With his hullabaloo?

Why do you still try to scare us,
When the scary one is you?
Next you'll claim you've made us safer –
Well, poo poo pee doo!

Music by Daugherty & Reynolds
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/25/04

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