Warming Up With Bushie
To be sung to the Gershwin tune
"They All Laughed"

They all laughed at Bushie's new appointment
   for Senior Climatologist
A Libby co-defendant, ex- men's restroom attendant
   and former Exxon lobbyist

They all laughed that a scientist like Bushie
   hasn't yet learned how to swim.
They all laughed to think that Crawford, Texas
   will be filled up to the brim.
By the next Katrina so Kenny Lay Arena
   becomes a source of revenue for him.

They laughed at Bush telling us
That Alaska couldn't melt,
That underwater bridges
Going nowhere were heartfelt.

They'll all laugh at Bushie's happy ending
   in a DOD canoe
At sea without a paddle continuing to prattle
That his general's consensus is
   "What's new?"

Music by George Gershwin
Original Lyrics by Ira Gershwin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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2/5/06

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