It makes me want him, And makes me want to do it, To snuggle close up to it. That walrus mustache I'll bet he knew I'd do it. I'm sure that's why he grew it. Without a mustache Laura looks so damn bare Why didn't she get that kind of facial hair? It's what I sigh for But didn't dare to tell her, And still don't dare to tell her. Why can't she grow one too? What to do? with some glue, a fake would do. No way is he qualified for That UN job but he's got hair that I'd have died for I love John Bolton's mustache. * The Washington Post - 5/27/05 "Democrats Extend Debate On Bolton"
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