He claims it's your style, not your substance,
   that so many have come to despise.
But frankly we find it a tossup
   as to which should win that booby prize.

Compassionate? Yes, according to Bush,
   since you kill just a few at a time.
Comapassionate? No, because going to war
   unprepared is a heinous and horrible crime.

But as you belatedly add to the fray,
   you're killing our boys even faster,
While if you'd deployed enough at the start
   you might have avoided disaster.

And might have forestalled at least one civil war
   that your idiot boss is fomenting,
The one in Iraq, not the one here at home,
   with debacles that he keeps inventing.

But the style and extent of your bungling has left us
   with one very scary assumption:
The reason your butt has not yet been fired
   is that Junior is lacking the gumption.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/22/04

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