Intelligence never has been his forté
He's a bonafide, genuine dummy.
We're speaking this time of Dummy II
The one most refer to as Rummy.

The senile old man, well he's nearly my age,
Succumbed to a bunch of sore losers,
Misleading intelligence prevaricators,
Notorious prisoner abusers,
Sycophant generals protecting their turf,
Ideologues with axes to grind,
And big corporations too greedy for profits.
No wonder he's constantly being maligned.

But like J. Edgar Hoover he hangs on and hangs on
Despite his ineptness and that of his crew.
If he had the records to prove you went AWOL,
Would you dare to fire him or try to make do?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/22/04

To 'Dear Rummy'
To 'Let Him Go, Let Him Go, Let Him Go'
To 'Not Rummy's Toy'
To 'Pentagonian Deceits'
To 'Serving Rummy'