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More Bushie Christmas Songs
“A Blue Bush Christmas” (Blue Christmas) “All Cheney Wants For Christmas” (All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth)) “Bushie Baby” (Santa Baby) “Kisses From McCain” (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus) “O'Reilly's Right Christmas” (White Christmas) “The Sirens' Song” (The Christmas Song - Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire) |
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'Twould be a true Christmas without you. He had obsessed and guessed about you, Till his spies accessed What you said last night in bed, So worried he'd steal your privacy. He spent a blue Christmas assertin' He'd heard hints you'd be subvertin' Whims that demonstrate his right To render you in broad daylight To spoil a true blue's Christmas.
Music by John W. Johnson To 'Bush's Christmas Carols' |
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Ever wonder why I'm always such a grouch? You'd be too if all you felt was ouch. Don't know who's to blame for this incessant pain, But here's my Christmas wish, so listen up Hussein. All I want for Christmas is a used Guidant. One morticians salvaged from somebody's aunt. Either that or a stem cell transplant, So I'll be here to torture you at Christmas. Please make sure its insulation's not too frayed, But just enough so Exxon won't have overpaid. McCain is prob'ly hoping there'll be none at all Along with anyone who wants to win next Fall. All I want for Christmas is a used Guidant. One morticians salvaged from somebody's aunt. Either that or a stem cell transplant, So I'll be here to torture you at Christmas.
Music & Original Lyric by Don Gardner To 'Co-conspirators - Cheney' |
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John McCain kissed up to Junior Bush, Looking forward to two-thousand-eight. He must have known we'd watch How badly he would botch His reputation for appearing straight. When will John McCain kiss Cheney's tush, Deciding that he needs to advocate Lobbying with cash Instead of something rash Like "No Pork" that all true Bushies hate?
Music & Original Lyric by Tommy Connor To 'Co-conspirators - Others' To 'Mackey's Shelf Life' |
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O'Reilly's mad the Right's Christmas No longer's designated that, But he knows Bush spies listen To learn who he's pissin' Off by calling them a Democrat. He's screaming that despite Christmas, Ev'ry greeting card he'll 'write' Is to Bush Saudi friends From those that he offends – Forwarding helps Bush spies know who's right.
Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin To 'Bush's Christmas Carols' |
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Cheney's boasting that he won't be fired. Who bossed? They will not disclose. Junior only speaks to groups that they've hired, To folks they test for no "Oh, no!"s Ev'rybody knows that he's already lost his war, Though he claims he'll stay and fight. We've heard lots of those Bush lies before As he's tried to please The Right. Eye-raq won't go 'way. He's brought democracy and votes for his Row A, But each Islamic child is going to try To show him elephants don't know how to fly. And so we offer him this simple phrase That we're sure you've heard him use: You two have done one heck of a job, And, once again, you lose.
Music & Original Lyric by Mel Torme & Robert Wells To 'Policies - Quitting Iraq' |