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Index to Bushie Oxymorons
“Bush's CIA” “Bush's Federal Bureau of Intelligence” “Pentagon Intelligence” “Rove Makes Time” (I Didn't Know What Time It Was) “UN Ambassador Bolton” (Ain't Misbehavin') “Unlawful Combatants” |
Bush's CIA can't trust him! David Brooks* still wonders why. Bush assistants tip off Novak, Then that scum bag outs the spy! Novak's getting off scot-free. Why is he not yet in jail? Put away for forty years - Don't allow the bastard bail. Watch his rant on CNN? That is what remotes are for. No one's quicker with the clicker When I spot that god-damn whore. Bob Carlson |
Bonnie and Clyde could rob Citibank – And the FBI? Nary a clue. They consider John Dillinger blankety-blank and Baby Face Nelson a band to dance to. They can't download music to their newest computers. Their connections are too slow at work. The millions they've blown on their networking tutors? Another Kozlowski and Kenny Boy perk. But aren't we the ones who've been footing their bills? So why shouldn't we have a say, Like where is the guy Bush told us would try to get them some help from his new CIA? His new CIA relies mostly on iPods, which the FBI thought of as toys After seeing Feith's brief that expressed his belief that iPods would make too much noise. Inter-agency link? Who bothers to think now that iPods have learned how to shuffle? The name of the game and their claim to fame rests on being advised how to muffle. Bob Carlson |
"Pentagon seeks to expand its intelligence" A plan many millions will surely applaud. Rummy, the dummy, should be put out to pasture, As should his assistants by whom we've been scrod. "Pentagon seeks to expand its intelligence" Ban those with IQs below seventy-two. How many are left? Not all that many, And not a one of that Neocon crew. "Pentagon seeks to expand its intelligence" Abort anti-missiles and their cock and bull. Scrap fuzzy satellite photos for Powell. And forget sleepless nights fearing what they will pull. "Pentagon seeks to expand its intelligence" All the world wonders why it didn't before, Proving again that it takes one to know one, That an MGM lion only knows how to roar. Bob Carlson To 'Serving Rummy' |
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I didn't know which Time it was That wouldn't print The name of Wilson's wife Based on my vengeful hint. I didn't know the odds her job was Top secret spy. I didn't know Bob Novak was My kind of guy. Guess who I'll leak hints of scandal to, Knowing he'll play my hands, Hands that we know Time won't ever get on its own. Hands to which the few subscribers left will never be prone. Time can forget the time it was A major source Of whether Bush has fallen off His trike or a horse. I'm wise, And I know how Time's been changed now.
Music by Richard Rodgers To 'Oxymorons' |
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Don't do no sweet talk – You know my rep. I am the hawk's hawk – Kofi, better watch your step. You and your cronies – I'm savin' my vitriol for you. Don't do no carrots, But love the stick. Hate peacenick parrots – Mein Kampf has always been my shtick. Mein walrus moustache? Der Fuehrer says he'll rent one too. In the UN they need real men Who've advised on little Taiwan For about thirty thousand smackeroonies. Bush lost his senses – He's out of dough – So my assignment's mending fences, Eating crow. Why's Wolfie laughing? Something that Der Fuehrer doesn't know? * The Nation - March 7, 2005 David Corn - "Bush Gives the UN the Finger" * The Nation - March 8, 2005 Ian Williams - "Bush's Perverse UN Pick"
Music by Fats Waller & Harry Brooks |