Bombs explode! Did you listen?
That's my home I'll be missin'.
What a horrible sight!
There's no end to this fight,
Returning to Falluja's Rummyland.

Gone away are the few birds.
Blown away any new birds.
Ev'ry thing has gone wrong;
Rummy's been too headstrong
Laying waste Falluja's Rummyland.

He will brag that he is now the lawman
Now that he has shut our city down.
He'll ask, "Are you bombers?"
We'll say, "No, man!
But we can do the job while you're in town."

Later on he'll retire
Retreating from our fire.
For this mess that he's made
We'll beat Bush's crusade,
Returning to Falluja's Rummyland.

Music by Felix Bernard
Original Lyric by Richard B. Smith
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/25/04

To 'Dear Rummy'
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To 'Not Rummy's Toy'
To 'Pentagonian Deceits'
To 'Seeking Intelligence'
To 'Serving Rummy'

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