More of Poppycock John McCain in Rhymed Verse
The Patsy6/5/13
A Chilling Scenario
(Casabianca)
A Failed Maverick
A More Humane McCain
A Nuclear And Vindictive Grandpapa
A Stroke Of Genius
A VP For Little Mac
Addicted To Mea Culpas
Alaskan Style Shenanigans
Allotting The Spoils
An Identity Crisis
At Johnny's Age?
Bail, Baby, Bail!
Beware The Doggy Doo
Bushie Cries Foul
But Nothing More
Bushie Seeks A Psychic
Carol, Cindy, Vicki et al.
(Your Cheatin' Heart)
Carry Us Back (Carry Me Back To Old Virginny)
Chump Change?
Clintons
(People)
Congressional Headlines
(Satin Doll)
Damn You Again, Barack Obama! I
Damn You Again, Barack Obama! II
Deer In The Headlights
Democrats Are Dummies
Don Diamond Is McCain's Best Friend
(Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend)
Eleanor Holmes Norton
Gollum Faces Facts
Gollum Morphed Into Old Mac
GooseEgg, The Man
(Green Eggs and Ham)
He's A Bush-Republican, Ladies
(Cosmopolitan Lady)
Heck-of-a-Job-Henry
Heroism
His Palin Folly
Holier Than Thou
Homes For The Homeless
Hornpipe For A Horny Mac
(A Couple Of Swells)
How Dare They Say It?
How Sad
How're We Gonna Keep 'Em Betting the Farm?
(How 'Ya Gonna
Keep 'Em Down On The Farm?)
I Can't Remember Boo
(I Don't Remember Christmas)
I May Be Dumb
(I May Be Wrong)
I'm Aggravated
I'm Qualified
If Ever I'm Elected
(All I Have To Do Is Dream)
Incentives
Jimmy Dobson's Prayers Backfire
Joe Napalmer's Last Chance
Joe's Funny That Way
(She's Funny That Way)
John McCain Is Dreaming
(California Dreaming)
John McCain's Blues
(Winin' Boy Blues)
John Played The Puppet
(Sing For Your Supper)
John "W" McCain
Johnny Comes Up Short
(Cabaret)
Johnny Footnote
(Johnny One Note)
Johnny's Beach Bum Promises
(If I Only Had A Brain)
Just Got Back From Uh 'Raybee
(Steppin' Out with My Baby)
Kisses From McCain
(I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus)
Lame Duck Double-Talk
(Happy Talk)
Let Me John McCain You I
(Let Me Entertain You)
Let Me John McCain You II
(Let Me Entertain You)
Lie, Baby, Lie!
Little Mac Wants To Drill In the Spring
(The Flowers That Bloom
In The Spring)
Little Mac's Sex Life
Little Old Mac's Egonomics
Lizzie Dole and Cindy Mac
(A Couple Of Swells)
Mac's Medical Records
Mackey's Shelf Life
(Mack, The Knife)
McCain & Romney
McCain Collaborates Again And Again
(I Don't Want To Walk Without You,
Baby)
McCain Is All Heart (She Gave Her Heart To Jethro)
McCain: Week-end Warrior
(Don't Get Around Much Anymore)
McCain's Brain
(Pennies From Heaven)
McCain's Guantanamo Address
McCain's Next In Line?
(Come Rain Or Come Shine)
McMayhem
Media Bait
Mister McSquish
(Hello, Young Lovers)
More PR For Heroes And Neroes
Mrs. W's McCain Memorial
My Friends I (rev.)
My Friends II
My Friends III
My Qualifications
(Solitude)
National Security For Old Mac
Neiman Marcus Loves Old Mac
(Take Back Your Mink)
No Hail Marys
(My Melancholy Baby)
Obama Doesn't Understand
Obama Has
(And All That Jazz)
Oh, What It Means To Me
(Oh! What It Seemed To Be)
Oil Shills
(A Couple of Swells)
Old Mac Attack Ad #313
Old Mac Begrudges Obama His Millions
Old Mac's Bailout
Old Mac's Economic Solution
Old Mac's ESP
Old Mac's For-Against It
Old Mac's Mind Is Going
Old Mac's Newest Plan
Old Mac's VP For Torture
One Son's Military Saga
(Honey Bun)
Palin's Addington Addiction
Palin's Economic Ploy
Palin's Presidential Plans
Palin's Promise Not To Prattle
Paulson-Palin Welfare
Prepping Our Puppet
Presidential Insurance & Economics
Quick On The Trigger
Race Cards
Republicans
Sarah Palin's New Power
Sarah Saves The Savior
Seventy-six iPhones
(Seveny-six Trombones)
Shame On You, Barack Obama! I
Shame On You, Barack Obama! III
Shame On You, Barack Obama! IV
Shoutin' Back At Puttin' Out
Smoke! Smoke! Smoke Another Pack
Spend, Baby, Spend
Stand By McCain
(Stand By Your Man)
Stand Down, McCain
(Stand By Your Man)
Straight Talker
(You Were Meant For Me)
Suppressing Buchanan
Talking To Demagogues
(I Don't Want To Walk Without You)
Talking While Walking
(I Don't Want To Walk Without You)
Thank God John's A Fam'ly Man
(Thank God I'm A Country Boy)
The Beer Baron's Six-Pack
The Bush-McCain Chain Of Command
(I Can't Give You Anything But Love)
The Bushie-Palin Panic
The Contented Oil Speculator
The Economic Advisors
The Family Values Maverick
The Great Palin Puppet Panic
'The One' vs. Number Two
They Haven't A Clue
Too Old To Play The Maverick
Transitions
Vote For Obama
(Sing For Your Supper)
Wasting Addington
We're Old Mac Sycophants
(A Couple Of Swells)
Were You There?
What The Heck You Spect Of Me?
(I Ain't Got Nobody)
What We Have In Common?
Which John McCain?
Who'll Be My David Addington?
Why I Lie
Why Question My Judgment?
Will Johnny Switch Scams?
(I Guess I'll Have To Change My Plan)
Winkin' vs. Blinkin'
Yankee Fans And McPalin Surrogates
Yo Ho, Cindy
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